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This camp confidence long sleeve works for beauty nights, drag shows, dates, birthdays and winter city wear when the outfit should flatter the ego as well as the body.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeather Mauve makes it soft, black keeps it sleek, maroon adds old-school glamour. Queer statement clothing for people who consider “nice” an unacceptable downgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSimply Gorgeous works best as a statement you already mean, not a slogan that needs a sales pitch. 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