{"product_id":"real-men-take-dick-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Real Men Take Dick Unisex T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.08em;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf your definition of masculinity collapses because a man enjoys receiving, it was not structurally sound to begin with.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eParts of gay male culture have long carried strange little rules about which sexual position is supposed to make you more masculine, more dominant or more respectable. This design takes the exhausted “real men…” formula and drives it straight into bottom shame instead. Huge pink lettering says the quiet part loudly: taking dick does not revoke anybody’s man card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs a gay bottom T-shirt, sex-positive queer shirt and minor public service announcement, it is doing useful work. The joke lands because anyone familiar with top\/bottom stereotypes knows the argument instantly. Bottom is a position, not a personality diagnosis, and receptive sex does not automatically mean submissive, feminine or passive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to Pride, a gay bar, a queer party or anywhere somebody might need the discourse condensed into four words. It is blunt, flirtatious and just confrontational enough to make the right stranger laugh before either of you has said hello.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe put this Queer In The World Original Design on a soft combed and ring-spun cotton unisex tee with enough structure through the shoulders to stop the graphic collapsing into novelty-shirt territory. That matters here. 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