{"product_id":"homosexual-tendencies-sass-cuffed-beanie","title":"Homosexual Tendencies Sass Cuffed Beanie","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.08em;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHomosexual tendencies, written in pink script with a knowing smile.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Homosexual tendencies” sounds mock-clinical, as though somebody once tried to turn queer attraction into a suspicious habit. In soft pink lettering it becomes an amused reply. The wearer can reclaim the language as a camp self-description, with the beanie doing the work of making the old euphemism look absurd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is not for anyone who wants a neutral identity label. Its pleasure lies in exaggeration and a little friction: the words sound formal, the script looks flirtatious, and the person wearing them gets to be the joke’s author rather than its target. Context changes everything about how a phrase lands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it with a coat and scarf for a small flash of sass, or add it to a louder night-out look. The embroidery sits on the cuff close enough for somebody to read while talking to you. That gives the punchline a moment to arrive instead of shouting from across the street.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the words feel funny and familiar, the beanie gives them a place in daily life. You might get a grin from another queer person or a question from a curious friend. You choose how much to explain. The hat can remain a joke without becoming an open invitation to interrogate you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 36px; border-top: 1px solid #d9d9d9; margin: 32px auto 20px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 8px; font-size: 0.85em;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"font-size: 0.9em; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Turbo Acrylic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 in (30 cm) length\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHypoallergenic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 34px 0 8px; font-size: 0.85em;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 0.9em; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003eThis item is made especially for you only after you order it, helping us avoid unnecessary overproduction, excess stock and waste. Because your piece is created on demand rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf, please allow around 2–5 business days for production before dispatch. Most orders then arrive within approximately 3–4 business days after shipping, although carrier delays and busy periods can occasionally add a little extra time.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Queer In The World Originals","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":49953725644871,"sku":"bqs1793470374201","price":22.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":49953725677639,"sku":"oav1793470374202","price":18.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spruce","offer_id":49953725710407,"sku":"etj1793470374203","price":21.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold","offer_id":49953725743175,"sku":"pil1793470374204","price":22.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":49953725775943,"sku":"urq1793470374205","price":22.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/1942\/0231\/files\/homosexual-tendencies-sass-cuffed-beanie_1.png?v=1793470380","url":"https:\/\/gregsoftsuite.shop\/products\/homosexual-tendencies-sass-cuffed-beanie","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}